You know you're in the 3rd Trimester when...
1) You have to use counter-balances to get out of bed.
2) You have those moments where you look down, see your belly and am SHOCKED, then remember.
3) Oh yeah, speaking of which, things are getting harder to remember.
4) You have those moments where you look down, see your belly...
5) Wait, I already listed that one.
6) Does that count as something to put in the list?
7) With all the things you have left to do, you're constantly reminding yourself the bare minimum of what babies need and that you have those items.
8) You keep repeating weeks left in your head instead of weeks gone by (6 weeks, 6 weeks, 6 weeks...)
9) You keep reminding yourself that the baby comes whenever it feels like it (about 6 weeks, about 6 weeks, about 6 weeks...)
10) You're not quite sure if your feet are swelling because, well, frankly, it's been a while since you've seen them.
11) You get food amnesia (I remember getting myself a plate of that, but now the plate's empty... when did that happen??)
12) Labor doesn't sound half as bad as it used to. Sure, whatever, horrifying agony. Just make the back pain go away.
13) EVERYTHING makes you cry. Oh Taylor Swift, you were absolutely right! He WAS trouble when he walked in.
14) Everythinge ELSE makes you laugh like a maniac. Ah ahahahahaha, stupid goats!
Back to organizing my house! I have a Baby Shower this Saturday and people are coming over Friday night. I should make it look like I haven't been completely slacking, right?
You should see MY house. I've been working so much it looks like a tornado hit it... a very dusty tornado. That said, I've been very OCD about the smallest things... like spending 2 hours yesterday scrubbing the rust stains off the toilet. Half that time I was just trying to get back up from the floor though.
ReplyDeleteLooking forward to Saturday... can't wait!